when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce
- (via thatgirlwiththescarf)
- John Mayer (via perfect)
HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE
omg im in the worst mood and this cheered me up sooo much
Read the second part.
THIS. THIS THIS THIS!!!!!